sportsbarMUST READ - Funny All-Black Jokes
October 20th 2007 08:58
Ok ok, I know the Wallabies lost, but after some funny pub conversations, I have uncovered jokes only reserved for the All-Blacks. I was inspired to track down these jokes after writing about sports biggest chokers. Enjoy!!
What’s the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches.
What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?
The All Blacks
What’s the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra?
At least Viagra gives you a semi.
Why did the man go to an Adidas store and try to buy condoms?
He was too embarrassed to ask for an All Black jersey.
There was a fire in Snow White’s cabin in the forest and she ran around desperately checking if the dwarfs were alright. There was a groan and she said “Sleepy’s fine!” and a growl and she said “Grumpy is alright” and so on, but she couldn’t find the seventh one until she heard someone say “The All Blacks are going to still win” and she said ” There - thank God - Dopey is okay!”
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers “241.”
“That’s wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?” To which the lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “So, what do you reckon happened to the All Blacks?”
A man’s body was found in the harbour wearing an All Blacks jumper, pink panties, fishnet stockings and a dildo up his arse. Police removed the jumper to avoid any embarrassment to his family.
Did you hear NZ Post has just recalled their latest batch of stamps?
They had photos of All Blacks on them & people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
What have the All Blacks got in common with a three pin plug?
Both are useless in Wales.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
“Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered.”
The second surgeon says, “Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third surgeon says, “Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”
The fourth one says, “I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable.”
What’s the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches.
What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?
The All Blacks
What’s the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra?
At least Viagra gives you a semi.
Why did the man go to an Adidas store and try to buy condoms?
He was too embarrassed to ask for an All Black jersey.
There was a fire in Snow White’s cabin in the forest and she ran around desperately checking if the dwarfs were alright. There was a groan and she said “Sleepy’s fine!” and a growl and she said “Grumpy is alright” and so on, but she couldn’t find the seventh one until she heard someone say “The All Blacks are going to still win” and she said ” There - thank God - Dopey is okay!”
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers “241.”
“That’s wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?” To which the lady answers, “144.”
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “So, what do you reckon happened to the All Blacks?”
A man’s body was found in the harbour wearing an All Blacks jumper, pink panties, fishnet stockings and a dildo up his arse. Police removed the jumper to avoid any embarrassment to his family.
Did you hear NZ Post has just recalled their latest batch of stamps?
They had photos of All Blacks on them & people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
What have the All Blacks got in common with a three pin plug?
Both are useless in Wales.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
“Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered.”
The second surgeon says, “Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third surgeon says, “Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”
The fourth one says, “I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable.”
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Another one to forward on.